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Ep1_Ch2 Captain ObviousChapter 2: The Spandex-Clad Duo Arrive on the SceneEp1_Ch2 Captain Obvious
Sergeant Stilter continued to mash his meaty fingers into the large red button, muttering under his breath. “That pusillanimous invertebrate!” “Sir?” a subordinate piped up nervously. “Batten down your gaping maw!” Stilter roared. The subordinate let out an uneasy chuckle. “Um...sir?” Stilter slammed his fleshy fist into the button with an incomprehensible bellow of rage. “Oh, objurgate it in its entirety!” he screamed. “Where’s Captain Obvious and Paraphrase Boy?” The police station w
Ep1_Ch1 Captain ObviousChapter 1: A Rendezvous With DestinyEp1_Ch1 Captain Obvious
Mild-mannered Case Schwa sat at his desk in the early hours of the morning, finishing a sordid article for the Jargon City tabloid, The Direct Address. Things had been busy lately, and the deadline was fast approaching. A dim morning light filtered in through the grimy blinds and he yawned. Figura Tively, the voluptuous and attractive young reporter, entered the building with a sigh. Case looked up from his work. "Miss Tively, would you fetch the coffee?" "I can't," she snorted. "I have a billion things to do." "A billion? That is an immense workload. Anyway, it doesn't
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Just a little note
Tired
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'Real Life doesn't fit in little boxes that were drawn for it.'
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“Have you ever babysat a maniac, Paraphrase Boy?”
“Call it what you like, sir.”
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'Real Life doesn't fit in little boxes that were drawn for it.'
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He hugged her, trying to convey all of his love and adoration through that simple touch. ~Paolini
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“Have you ever babysat a maniac, Paraphrase Boy?”
“Call it what you like, sir.”
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“Have you ever babysat a maniac, Paraphrase Boy?”
“Call it what you like, sir.”
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